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STR
0
DEX
+4
CON
+1
INT
+4
WIS
-4
CHA
+5
full name Nedward Orpheus Underhand
alias Countless Aliases. Please call him Ned.
pronouns Any's cool but he/they mostly
age 22
d o b 08/16
college silverquill
principle shadow
major rhetoric
lineage halfling
home realm new capenna
ABOUT
Ned's parents aren't really relevant. They were there for a little, then they weren't, then he was delivered to the seediest parts of New Capenna's underbelly. They fell in quick with a little gang of fellow street urchins, and actually made quite a little name for himself doing various small-time-crime like pickpocketing and burglary. The group of riff-raff orphans were his family, and as Ned grew, they became more; they were people he was responsible for. Without knowing it, hardly, he rose to be a leader in their little circle, and he was fair and just as he could be; making sure everyone had and gave their fair share both.

And it would've been just fine if they would've just stayed like that, forever. But hubris, bigger fish, blah blah blah. Sooner rather than later, he began to get feelers in with the crime families in the city, and it was more profitable doing small jobs for the Maestros or whatever than relying on the heavy lining in the pockets that they crossed.

It's just that then, the Cabarettis hired him to take a pretty important item from the Maestros, which he did, only then the Brokers wanted him to plant some evidence to pin a crime back on the Cabarettis, which he also did. The families' loyalty mattered absolutely nothing to him; he was trying to make ends meet, and that's it. It's just when they started to find out (and they did, in fact, start to find out rather quickly, he wasn't good at this, exactly,) they found it easier to blame the bottom rung. Suddenly, he wasn't getting jobs anymore, and Ned heard some pretty solid rumors of people being encouraged to put down a small problem.

Well. They couldn't have any of that. He lay low, until he was presented from the school an opportunity to use all those little magic tricks he'd thought were just a fun bonus for actual good. Ned felt terrible leaving his kids, he really did, but it was that or perish, so of course he chose Strixhaven. He has every intention of returning to the city once the heat has died down, but needs must.
personality
+
caring. silvertongued. charming. resourceful. resilient. self-confident
=
streetwise. quick. self-reliant. sneaky. easy-going
rash. thoughtless. disloyal to most. evasive. temper. arrogant
appearance
Ned's tall and thin, by halfling standards anyway, and carries himself like a much taller person. He hasn't quite learned yet how to blend in a college setting and still wears the same rotting finery he wore in New Capenna, often aged suits with a fancy hat hiding a flop of messy hair. He has the tendency to look a little rough, like he's never quite getting enough sleep or food, but that's just honest living, he'll say. His accent is distinctive and lilting, something like Cockney but a little gentler.
height 3'5" (tall!)
build slight
eyes dark brown
hair black
abilities
cantrip magic Smoke and mirrors, flashes and tricks, very little of substance. Ned's cantrip magic sparks out of him in silvery strands, all very mysterious. It tips towards the illusory; he can make noises that aren't really there (good escape route) and delightful little images he can hold in his hand, just wispy things that he used mostly to entertain the children in his care. When he needs to present himself well, his shoes can look extra shiny and his clothes not quite as patchy. When he's nervous, though, his magic betrays in a little, with those cool sparks spluttering out at the worst possible moment.
spell list Distort Value: Double an object's perceived value by adding illusionary flourish or reduce its perceived value by half with the help of illusionary dents and scratches. This one came in big handy on New Capenna, and he had to sell off stolen goods.
Charm Person: Charm a single humanoid. The affected humanoid becomes friendly to you and will comply with your requests. When the spell ends, the humanoid will know they’ve been charmed. Haha oh boy has this one got him in trouble.
talents Persuasion: He's just very good at talking his way out of things. It's hard to not take pity on a <4 foot man in a top hat.
Sleight of Hand: He's been pickpocketing since he could walk, basically; very few are safe. Maybe he'll try to rein that in here in his new life but habits die hard.
extra notes
  • Got to come here with his erstwhile partner in crime and he is very excited about only that. Hopefully they will not get kicked out of the entire realm this time.
  • He is displaying his Fantasy "Wanted!" poster in his room because it makes him look hot and menacing
  • Rhetoric was explained to him as "the art of elocution" and he heard "all I have to do is talk good and they'll give me a fancy degree" which is not precisely right, but let's let him find out the hard way.
  • He has never called anyone by their proper name and has a truly astounding list of alternatives. These tend to follow a pattern; if he hates you it'll be something like 'your royal 'ighness majesty' and if he loves you it's something like 'wee turd'
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